You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
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Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
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How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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