It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
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You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
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I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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