your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
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I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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