and next time when you feel me up, do it right
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
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did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
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We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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