are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
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he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
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I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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