I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
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i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
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I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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