Non-Jews are for practice
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
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could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
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I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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