margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
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I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
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He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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