After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
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Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
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Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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