found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
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I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
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Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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