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i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
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We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
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In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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