Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
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Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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