Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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