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It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
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He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
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Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I am naked and annoyed.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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