So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
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fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
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he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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