I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
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If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
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That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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