omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
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I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
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Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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