the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
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Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
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Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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