what if I'm pregnant?
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the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
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Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
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My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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