if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
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My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
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I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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