Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
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I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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