fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
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Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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