none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
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just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
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He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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