I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
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What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
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I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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