mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
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She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
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I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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