I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
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Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
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I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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