so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
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I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
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I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
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