Taylor Swift is so right about you.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
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it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
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I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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