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My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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