with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
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i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
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I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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