the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
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The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
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Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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