yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
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Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
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Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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