I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
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