what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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