I just threw up on my dentist
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
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We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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