I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
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well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
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I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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