biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
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You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
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Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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