You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
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He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
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i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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