I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
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weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
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Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
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