just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
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everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
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is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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