I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Its about making memories worth repressing
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
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I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
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Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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