I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
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Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
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By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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