haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
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I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
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Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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