It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
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Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
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im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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