Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
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I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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