theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
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Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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