Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
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no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
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I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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