Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
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Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
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If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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