the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
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Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
You can't just leave with hair like that
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what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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