i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
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She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
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I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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