Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
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Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
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Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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